He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
