They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
