if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
soo... how was my night?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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