Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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