Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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