So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Randomize
