think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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