Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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