I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
You can make out without kissing
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