I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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