well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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