My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My bed smells like the plague
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
