i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Randomize