You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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