The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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