Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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