I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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