I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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