There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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