chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
