Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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