i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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