clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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