it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
