you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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