I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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