You surviving the open bar?
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
