So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
All I want is dick and wine.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
