dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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