Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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