I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Randomize
