I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
how can u be prego again
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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