im drinking this country out of the recession.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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