We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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