don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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