Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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