my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
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