Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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