Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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