Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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