was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Come see our sink grown plant.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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