the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
send nudes
from the living room?
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