had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You have to summon your inner elephant
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Just high enough for therapy.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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