If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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