The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
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