I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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