Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
420 ftw
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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