I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Every concussion has its silver lining
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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