omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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