So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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