Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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