On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I am naked and annoyed.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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