so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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